Obama-as-Clinton Narrative Up and Running; Obligatory Sex Meme to Follow ASAP
Back on December 26, we noted that the attacks on Obama had begun: the weak Tony Rezko real-estate story had been pushed into the mainstream media, as had a completely empty narrative involving an intern hired briefly on the recommendation of a major Obama donor.
We did our best to point out that, in addition to muddying the immaculate suit of the junior Senator from Illinois, the point seemed to be to attach the terms “real-estate scandal” and “intern scandal” to the surname “Obama.”
Why, you ask?
Well, here’s the way we put it back on Boxing Day:
“This story — like the first Rezko teaser — has media legs for one very obvious reason: Adding “real estate scandal” to “intern scandal” equals “Bill Clinton” in the minds of reporters, pundits and voters.
“In other words, if every story between now and Primary Day includes those two phrases, Obama’s charismatic touch with crowds will be re-framed as grade-A Clintonian bamboozlement, as self-serving, narcissistic seduction.”
And we went on to make a prediction about the direction of mainstream Obama coverage. Not a prediction that took a whole lot of soothsaying ability, but still a prediction.
“Just wait. Within a few weeks we should get the first round of Time and Newsweek stories, hinting that Hillary has her work cut out for her because — that’s right — she’s essentially running against a younger, better-looking incarnation of her own husband.”
Which brings us to Ruth Marcus’s column today in the Washington Post: “The Clintonian Candidate.” The piece begins just as you might expect:
“There’s a Clinton in the presidential race. The surprise: It may not be Hillary.
“The truly Clintonian figure running for the Democratic nomination is Barack Obama. The senator from Illinois, it’s struck me lately, seems in many ways more like Bill Clinton than does the senator from New York.”
Marcus doesn’t do much other than a quick side-by-side comparison of Bill and Barack, and to her credit she doesn’t wade around too much in the various implied negatives. Still, she’s stood up the template, and given the rapid pace of this cycle we can only expect that Fox News and Anne Coulter will now set about fleshing out the rest of our prediction, so to speak.
The rest of the prediction runs as follows:
“And if you follow [the Obama/Clinton comparison] line out, it doesn’t take you long to see that Obama will eventually have to face the unapologetically racist meme that took down Harold Ford: Obama is charismatic, therefore sexy, therefore sexually predatory, therefore a threat to what are usually referred to as ‘traditional values.’”
All of which means that, according to this accelerated framework, the first Obama “sex scandal” story should impact the mainstream media in . . . T minus four weeks, give or take a day.
And the truly scary part? It’s hard to imagine that it won’t involve a woman with big hair, when it happens.
And that we won’t all know every single solitary pathetic fact about her come the end of May.


